Geppetto's Geriatrics
CARE HOME FOR THE ELDERLY
INTERACTIVE MAP
Take a virtual tour of our faciliaties with our interactive map.
Click on each room to investigate.
Entrance Hall
Take off your shoes and welcome to Geppetto's Geriatrics.
The home is very secure, so all visitors must ring the bell and sign-in to gain access.
Living Room
In the Living Room, guests can receive visitors, partake in one of the many games clubs (bridge, rummy, strip poker), or simply put their feet up and read the daily paper.
The hum and rumble of snoring and flatulence can typically be heard reverberating around the Living Room walls.
Kitchen
Here our residents are treated to a delicious menu with products all sourced from local businesses Old MacDonald's Farm Butcher, Hansel & Gretel's Bakery and Georgie Porgie's Pudding Pies.
Despite the recent food shortages in Folklore Falls, we are working hard to ensure those in our care don't go hungry.
Billiards Room
Our guests are free to play with their balls 'til the early hours in the Billiards Room featuring a full size Edwardian Billiards Table complete with a fully stocked mid-century drinks cabinet.
Of an evening, guests are likely to find Buddy, the home's resident springer spaniel dog, curled up underneath the cue rack where he likes to make his home.
Staff Room
Our team work round the clock looking after the excessive needs of our inmates. In the staff room, they are guaranteed a few minutes of peace to put their feet up, undisturbed.
Back Entrance
All deliveries are taken at the back entrance away from our residents' prying eyes.
With such high crime rates in the local area, we take security very seriously. Only those with the access code can enter here, ensuring residents are protected from intruders.
Residents' Bedrooms
Our residents can be sure of a good night's sleep here. All of the bedding was kindly donated by Princess & Pea Mattresses and Wee Willie Winkie ensures any soiled sheets are laundered daily.
Entrance Hall
Take off your shoes and welcome to Geppetto's Geriatrics.
The home is very secure, so all visitors must ring the bell and sign-in to gain access.
Living Room
In the Living Room, guests can receive visitors, partake in one of the many games clubs (bridge, rummy, strip poker), or simply put their feet up and read the daily paper.
The hum and rumble of snoring and flatulence can typically be heard reverberating around the Living Room walls.
Kitchen
Here our residents are treated to a delicious menu with products all sourced from local businesses Old MacDonald's Farm Butcher, Hansel & Gretel's Bakery and Georgie Porgie's Pudding Pies.
Despite the recent food shortages in Folklore Falls, we are working hard to ensure those in our care don't go hungry.
Billiards Room
Our guests are free to play with their balls 'til the early hours in the Billiards Room featuring a full size Edwardian Billiards Table complete with a fully stocked mid-century drinks cabinet.
Of an evening, guests are likely to find Buddy, the home's resident springer spaniel dog, curled up underneath the cue rack where he likes to make his home.
Staff Room
Our team work round the clock looking after the excessive needs of our inmates. In the staff room, they are guaranteed a few minutes of peace to put their feet up, undisturbed.
Residents' Bedrooms
Our residents can be sure of a good night's sleep here. All of the bedding was kindly donated by Princess & Pea Mattresses and Wee Willie Winkie ensures any soiled sheets are laundered daily.
Back Entrance
All deliveries are taken at the back entrance away from our residents' prying eyes.
With such high crime rates in the local area, we take security very seriously. Only those with the access code can enter here, ensuring residents are protected from intruders.